SEVEN SPANISH ONIONS

(I'd like to say I was drunk or asleep when I wrote this silly one.......was neither.....just bored on a looooong winter day)

SEVEN SPANISH ONIONS

She looked down into his dark eyes
Said "Hello stranger, dear
I was just wondering
Is that really your own hair?"
He glanced up in surprise
Said "Did they let you in HERE?"

There were seven spanish onions
Floating in his beer
And as she watched him sipping
She said "Now lister here:
How come you drink that
Onion flavored beer?"

He said "Well, Ms perfect
It's to attract gals like you
Who otherwise would pass me by
Who don't have a clue;
That I am just working
Pretending to be blue."

"Oh", she said, "well, tell me
Why should I listen to you?"
And then he disappeared
Right out of her view;
She wondered where he was
And then she sipped his brew.

There were seven spanish onions
Floating in his beer
It stunk to high Heaven
So she got out of there!
She caught up with him
And could only gawk & stare!

He was really "George Cloony"
She couldn't believe her eyes
He was starring in a movie
In which his character cries;
The camera caught it all on tape
She thought that she would die!


Seven spanish onions
Came out in July
And she went to see it
But onions make her cry;
No-one will believe this tale
So let's just say good-bye.