IF I ACT LIKE YOUR WOMAN

IF I ACT LIKE YOUR WOMAN

Baby, you've been tellin' round
That you're gettin' set to go
Away where you are wanted more
And you want them to know;
That it's all because of me
So here's a new found plan
If I act like your woman
Will you feel like my man?

I'll quit my job to wait on you
But you'll have to go find work
And this time watch your mouth
Don't call your boss a jerk;
I'll quit going every Monday
To clean your father's house
And you'll need to buy some clothes
Quit wearing my skirt & blouse.

You will need to get some wheels
You said someone took your truck
When you needed money fast
From gambling and 'bad luck';
You should probably sell the bed
In which you lay to tan
If I act like your woman
Will you feel like my man?

So I'll stay home and just keep house
While you find work and money
You won't be there to call me names
And when you are, it's "honey";
You can play my old guitar
I'll still be your only fan
If I act like your woman
Will you feel like my man?

Ahh, come on, baby....don't go
We could start a band
If I act like your woman
Will you feel like my man???

Ahh, gee whiz, wait...........come back........