DA SECOND WEEK

DA SECOND WEEK


It's the second week of deer camp
I got a tummy tuck
As soon as he left the yard
I sold his brand new truck

The old fog is rolling in
But it will soon burn off
I tried to call his cell phone
But they said he has a cough

I bet he's in Halifax
The Casino is my guess
So, girls come on ova
You can be my guest


It's the second week of deer camp
And all the girls are here
We play guitar & we dance
And eat up all their deer
The only time that we stay home
Is when the kids are here
The second week of deer camp
Is the best time of the year


I remember we went dancing
And my feet were so sore
I laid them in some man's lap
Until he heard me snore

We drank too much vodka
But then we drank some more
And all I can remember is
We slept on the bare floor

One's passed out in the trunk
The others' in the back
And who the Hell's that driving?
He says his name is Jack

We're home & we're happy
Without hockey on TV
We eat, we laugh and we drink
Until we have to pee



It's the second week of deer camp
And all the girls are here
We play guitar and we dance
And eat up all their deer
The only time that we stay home
Is when the kids are here
The second week of deer camp
Is the best time of the year!!!